May 1, 2001
[PHOTO OF MARTIN E. ZWEIG]

Dear Shareholder:

  The Zweig Total Return Fund's net asset value decreased 4.2% during the
quarter ended March 31, 2001, including $0.18 in reinvested distributions. The
Fund's overall exposure during the period was 87%.

  While I am disappointed by the Fund's performance, I believe that our
aggressive market posture will pay off in the long run. We increased the
exposure of the equity portion of our Fund gradually to a fully invested
position following the Federal Reserve's surprise 50-basis-point interest rate
cut on January 3, 2001. Since then, there have been three additional Fed cuts.
As I always say, "Don't fight the Fed." Historically, as I will point out in
more detail later in this report, stocks have enjoyed significantly above-
average returns following significantly reduced rates by the Fed. At this
writing, the Fund shows a positive return of 2.0% since the start of the
second quarter on April 1, 2001.


                             DISTRIBUTION DECLARED

  In accordance with our policy of distributing 10% of net asset value per
year, which equals 0.83% per month (10% divided by 12 months), the Fund
recently announced a distribution of $0.06, payable on May 24, 2001 to
shareholders of record on May 11, 2001. The value of a distribution depends on
the exact net asset value at the time of declaration. For the May
distribution, 0.83% of the Fund's net asset value was equivalent to $0.06 per
share. Including this distribution, the Fund's payout since its inception is
now $11.01.


                                MARKET OUTLOOK

  Our bond exposure on March 31, 2001, was 61%, unchanged from the year-end
figure. If we had been fully invested, we would have been 62.5% invested in
bonds and 37.5% in stocks. Consequently, at 61%, we are at approximately 98%
of a full position (61%/62.5%).

  In the first quarter, fixed-income markets generally fell in yield and rose
in price. The star performer of the government bond yield curve was the front
end, as two-year notes began the year at a 5.12% yield to maturity and ended
the quarter at 4.20%. The Federal Reserve eased the Fed funds rate by 150
basis points during the quarter, which fueled the fall in yields. By contrast,
the 30-year Treasury, also known as the long bond, ended the quarter slightly
higher in yield at 5.48% versus 5.45% at the start of the year.

  The disparity in performance is likely the result of anticipated further Fed
rate cuts and the eventual recovery of the economy. Ultimately, the rate cuts
should increase economic activity and overall demand, thus pushing prices
higher. Because the long bond trades on future inflation expectations, Fed
cuts are not as influential as they are for the shorter dated bonds. If the
economy were to weaken further with softening commodity prices and lower
inflation prospects, we believe the long bond would outperform.

  Our bond model ended the quarter positive on the likelihood of lower bond
yields, although recently some indicators down-ticked and sent us into more
neutral territory.

  As for equities, our exposure on March 31, 2001, was 34% compared with 36%
at year-end. At


34%, we are about 91% of full investment (34%/37.5%).

  It was a brutal first quarter for the stock markets. The Nasdaq tumbled
25.5%, its worst first quarter ever. The Dow fell 8.4%, its worst first
quarter since 1978, and the S&P 500 dropped 11.9%, its worst quarter since the
third quarter of 1990.

  What we witnessed in the quarter was the breaking of the speculative bubble
built up in technology and Internet stocks during the previous year or two.
The economy started to slow down in the third quarter of last year and
decelerated in the fourth quarter. Earnings totally "hit the wall." Analysts
were shocked by the magnitude of the earnings drop in the first quarter and
probably in the second as well. While the market rallied on the first Fed cut
on January 3, it chose to ignore the second cut on January 31 and suffered
severely over the next six or seven weeks. I think the market overdid it and
is now responding to subsequent Fed cuts.

  The market is like a pendulum. You swing it enough times one way and it's
bound to bounce back the other way. The insanity got so high in areas like
technology in 1999 and 2000 that the flip side was inevitable. Also, we saw a
tremendous number of margin calls as many people who bought on margin were
wiped out and had to sell. That's what happens when people get too greedy. The
market goes way above where it should have gone. Then you get that
"cleansing," which carries it below where it should have gone. That was part
of the problem we faced in the first quarter.

  In a recent Barron's article, I cited 13 time-tested indicators that seem to
say we might be in a recession, and I have since come up with six more. While
we may be in a recession, it is 100% certain that we are experiencing a
significant economic slowdown. The gross national product was growing at a 6%
rate early last year, but the fourth-quarter rate was only plus 1% and may
still be revised downward. Currently, we are probably not doing much better.

  However, I do not consider that bad news. Actually it is good news. The
average lead time between the Fed's third cut (which came on March 20) and the
end of nine postwar recessions is just 2.7 months. Even if you were to stretch
it out a bit, the economy should be turning around by midyear. What's more,
six months after four postwar rate cuts (which we have already seen this
year), the Dow was up 16.1% on average and a year later was 26.7% higher on
average. Every single case was up--there were no exceptions. So, there's
reason for hope amid the gloom.

  We are definitely in an earnings recession. Since 1992, the S&P 500's profit
growth has averaged 11.5% a year compared with 7.1% over the past four
decades. This year's first-quarter earnings are forecast to fall by more than
9%. That would be the sharpest quarterly drop since the 1990-91 recession.
Surprisingly, this is another bullish factor. The market has gone up 15.8% a
year on average when the year-to-year change in S&P earnings is negative.
Because the market is a discounting mechanism, it is always looking ahead. It
does not do too well when profits are too good. That's when inflation heats
up, the Fed starts to hike rates, and the market goes down as we saw happen
last year.

  Another positive market indicator is the fact that we saw bears featured
recently on the covers of Time, Newsweek, and U.S. News & World Report. When
popular magazines that are not huge on business news run such covers, it is a
pretty good indication that all the bad news is already out there. Remember
that the market is a discounting mechanism so the bad news is already
reflected in the market. It is significant that these covers appeared just
about when the markets bottomed in mid-March. Historically, when we have had
two bear covers within a month or so, the Dow has gone up 23% in the

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following year. It was up every time. Here, having three such covers, we
managed to get a clean sweep. You could also add Business Week, The Economist,
the front page of The New York Times business section, and covers of magazines
I never heard about. Bears were everywhere.

  Stocks on average today are still trading at what some consider relatively
high multiples of their earnings. The price/earnings ratio of the S&P 500,
based on the preceding 12 months earnings, is currently around 22x. This is
far below the levels hit during the recent boom but well above the 14 or 15
multiples at the bottoms of some other bear markets. The P/E of the Dow is
around 20x, a little below that of the S&P. I don't think that the P/Es are
excessive because inflation is low.

  When inflation was running at something like 9% or higher in the late 1970s
and early 1980s, the P/E ratio on the Dow was around 8x. Based on a recent
study I made of the relationship between inflation and P/E ratios, that figure
is about right. However, when inflation is around 4%, the P/E should be about
20x. With inflation at 2%, it should be around 23x. We are now running at
about 2.9% inflation, somewhere between the two inflation levels and the P/Es
are between 20x and 23x--which I do not consider high at all.

  In addition, I should add that the capital gains tax is part of the P/E
equation. The current rate is 20%, equal to the lows it has been at anytime
since World War II. P/Es should be higher when capital gains taxes are lower.
Given the extreme, if capital gains were taxed at 100%, no one would want to
own stocks. If the rate were lowered to near zero, no one would invest in a
savings account when you have a better chance of making money in the market.
So, the lower the capital gains tax, the higher the P/Es. I have tested this
proposition, and it actually works that way. When the capital gains tax went
above 35%, the Dow's P/E averaged 11.7x. When the tax was 20% or less, the
Dow's P/E has averaged 15.1x.

  The dividend yield on the S&P 500 at the end of 1968, when stocks were near
their highs after the run-up, was nearly 3%. Today's average dividend yield is
only about 1.2%. However, I do not consider this a matter of concern. Either
because their earnings were reduced or because they prefer using the money to
buy back their own stocks, companies just aren't paying out dividends the way
they used to. Earnings are important, but I don't think dividend payment rates
are necessarily significant.

  Only 21 companies went public in the first quarter compared with 123 a year
ago. At least 80 companies canceled or postponed action. I consider these
figures bullish. Too much new stock coming to market hurts the market because
it increases supply. When the supply dries up, it gives the bulls a chance.
Also, too many dubious companies entered the market in the past couple of
years, a sign that trouble was brewing. Now only a quality offering can make
the grade. When you get only quality offerings and few misfits, it is a
bullish indicator.

  Some market analysts say we won't see a long-term market rally until there
is a so-called capitulation by many investors who lose faith and sell out all
their holdings. People panicked at the bottoms of 1987, 1990, and 1998. It is
a good sign when people finally give up and walk away because it means more
cash is on the sidelines. Stock funds saw net withdrawals of $3.1 billion in
February, the first withdrawal from stock funds since August 1998. March
projections point to another $9.7 billion of net withdrawals. There has been
more than $100 billion unwinding of margin debt, and hedge funds are holding a
great deal of short sales and lots of cash. We have seen nothing but
capitulation in the last few months.

  I am not overly concerned about the so-called negative wealth effect on the
market and the economy. It's true that the stock market is a much bigger part
of the economy with more than 50% of households owning stocks or mutual funds.
Many of these investors feel a lot poorer

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now. However, the wealth effect historically has been very small relative to
the income effect. The stock market drop will sober people up, reduce some
forms of spending, and abet the economic slowdown. It is not the end of the
world by a long shot.

  Summing up, the market positives include the already-mentioned four Fed rate
cuts, the bear magazine covers, and the capitulation of the margin holders and
the mutual fund owner. We have already seen the extremes of market pessimism.
As a consequence, my monetary and sentiment indicators are about as favorable
as they can get.

  On the negative side, there is always a chance of something like a sudden
war that doubles prices. I have no way to predict that. Other risks are the
normal ones like inflation coming back--which is not realistic near term--and
the Fed over-stimulating and overheating the economy. There is no way the Fed
is going to tighten in the near future because of inflation. I would forget
that risk for the moment, although it might rise in the future. The other risk
is of extreme deflation and something worse than a recession like we have seen
in Japan. It is just not going to happen. Our banking system is fine, our
economy is not gridlocked like Japan's, and the Fed is on the case.

  With the market positives far outweighing the potential negatives, our
market stance is bullish.


                             PORTFOLIO COMPOSITION

  In accordance with our investment policy guidelines, all of our bonds are
U.S. government obligations. The portfolio's average duration (a measure of
sensitivity to interest rate changes) was 7.8 years as of March 31, 2001. This
compares with 8.5 years at year-end. Since these bonds are highly liquid, they
provide the flexibility to respond quickly to changing market conditions.

  Aside from minor changes in percentages held, our leading industry groups on
March 31 were unchanged from the year-end listing. They included financial
services, technology, health care, energy, retailing, and telecommunications.
We added to our holdings in the financial services and energy areas, and the
retailing sector held up well.

  Our leading individual positions at the end of the first quarter included
General Electric, Pfizer, Microsoft, Exxon Mobil, Wal-Mart, Citigroup, Tyco,
Merck, Bristol Myers, and American International Group.

  The only new company in the above listing is Microsoft, which had good
relative performance and is up for the year. Cisco, which is no longer in the
group, declined in value.

             Sincerely,
             /s/ Martin E. Zweig, Ph.D.
             Martin E. Zweig, Ph.D.
             Chairman

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                       THE ZWEIG TOTAL RETURN FUND, INC.

                            STATEMENT OF NET ASSETS
                                 March 31, 2001
                                  (Unaudited)


                                                       Number of
                                                        Shares        Value
                                                       ---------   ------------
                                                             
Common Stocks                                   33.59%
Aerospace & Air Transport                        0.64%
  Boeing Co...........................................   33,100    $  1,844,001
  Southwest Airlines Co...............................   60,000       1,065,000
  United Technologies Corp. ..........................   15,000       1,099,500
                                                                   ------------
                                                                      4,008,501
                                                                   ------------
Automotive                                       0.45%
  Ford Motor Co. .....................................   45,000       1,265,400
  General Motors Corp. ...............................   30,000       1,555,500
                                                                   ------------
                                                                      2,820,900
                                                                   ------------
Building & Forest Products                       0.30%
  Cemex S.A. de CV, ADR...............................   30,000         645,000
  International Paper Co. ............................   34,500       1,244,760
                                                                   ------------
                                                                      1,889,760
                                                                   ------------
Chemicals                                        0.54%
  Dow Chemical Co. ...................................   42,000       1,325,940
  E. I. du Pont de Nemours & Co. .....................   34,500       1,404,150
  Praxair, Inc. ......................................   15,000         669,750
                                                                   ------------
                                                                      3,399,840
                                                                   ------------
Commercial Services                              0.28%
  Modis Professional Services, Inc. ..................   60,100(a)      276,460
  Omnicom Group, Inc. ................................   18,000       1,491,840
                                                                   ------------
                                                                      1,768,300
                                                                   ------------
Consumer Products                                1.27%
  Adolph Coors Co., Class B...........................   15,000         981,600
  Anheuser-Busch Cos., Inc. ..........................   15,000         688,950
  Coca-Cola Co. ......................................   37,500       1,693,500
  Kimberly-Clark Corp. ...............................   30,000       2,034,900
  Leggett & Platt, Inc. ..............................   30,000         576,900
  PepsiCo, Inc. ......................................   45,000       1,977,750
                                                                   ------------
                                                                      7,953,600
                                                                   ------------
Electronics -- Electrical                        1.23%
  General Electric Co. ...............................  150,000       6,279,000
  Jabil Circuit, Inc. ................................   22,600(a)      488,612
  Sanmina Corp. ......................................   15,000(a)      293,437
  Solectron Corp. ....................................   33,000(a)      627,330
                                                                   ------------
                                                                      7,688,379
                                                                   ------------



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                                                        Number of
                                                         Shares       Value
                                                        ---------   -----------
                                                              
Engineering & Machinery                           0.35%
  Ingersoll-Rand Co. ..................................   37,500    $ 1,489,125
  SPX Corp. ...........................................    7,500        680,700
                                                                    -----------
                                                                      2,169,825
                                                                    -----------
Financial Services                                6.27%
  ACE Ltd. ............................................   30,100      1,106,476
  Allstate Corp. ......................................   50,900      2,134,746
  American Express Co. ................................   30,000      1,239,000
  American International Group, Inc. ..................   42,000      3,381,000
  Bank of America Corp. ...............................   45,000      2,463,750
  Bank of New York Co., Inc. ..........................   30,000      1,477,200
  Citigroup, Inc. .....................................   90,000      4,048,200
  Fannie Mae...........................................   22,500      1,791,000
  FleetBoston Financial Corp. .........................   30,000      1,132,500
  Freddie Mac..........................................   49,500      3,209,085
  H & R Block, Inc. ...................................   22,500      1,126,350
  Household International, Inc. .......................   30,000      1,777,200
  J.P. Morgan Chase & Co. .............................   62,950      2,826,455
  KeyCorp..............................................   30,000        774,000
  Knight Trading Group, Inc. ..........................   45,000(a)     658,125
  Lehman Brothers Holdings, Inc. ......................   30,000      1,881,000
  Marsh & McLennan Cos., Inc. .........................   15,000      1,425,450
  Merrill Lynch & Co., Inc. ...........................   30,000      1,662,000
  Morgan Stanley Dean Witter & Co. ....................   28,500      1,524,750
  SouthTrust Corp. ....................................   18,000        823,500
  Washington Mutual, Inc. .............................   52,500      2,874,375
                                                                    -----------
                                                                     39,336,162
                                                                    -----------
Health Care                                       4.24%
  Amgen, Inc. .........................................   34,600(a)   2,082,487
  Baxter International, Inc. ..........................    7,500        706,050
  Bristol-Myers Squibb Co. ............................   57,200      3,397,680
  Cardinal Health, Inc. ...............................   18,000      1,741,500
  Johnson & Johnson....................................   36,000      3,148,920
  MedImmune, Inc. .....................................   25,700(a)     921,987
  Merck & Co., Inc. ...................................   45,000      3,415,500
  Pfizer, Inc. ........................................  126,100      5,163,795
  Pharmacia Corp.......................................   22,500      1,133,325
  St. Jude Medical, Inc. ..............................   30,000      1,615,500
  Tenet Healthcare Corp. ..............................   36,000(a)   1,584,000
  Wellpoint Health Networks, Inc. .....................   18,000(a)   1,715,580
                                                                    -----------
                                                                     26,626,324
                                                                    -----------
Hotels & Resorts                                  0.18%
  Starwood Hotels & Resorts Worldwide, Inc. ...........   33,000      1,122,330
                                                                    -----------


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                                                         Number of
                                                          Shares       Value
                                                         ---------   -----------
                                                               
Investment Companies                               0.66%
  Nasdaq-100 Index......................................  90,000     $ 3,523,500
  Semiconductors Holders Trust..........................  15,000         622,350
                                                                     -----------
                                                                       4,145,850
                                                                     -----------
Manufacturing                                      0.76%
  Textron, Inc. ........................................  15,100         858,284
  Tyco International Ltd. ..............................  90,000       3,890,700
                                                                     -----------
                                                                       4,748,984
                                                                     -----------
Media                                              1.79%
  Comcast Corp., Class A................................  62,300(a)    2,612,706
  Gemstar--TV Guide International, Inc. ................  15,000(a)      431,250
  Grupo Televisa S.A., GDR..............................  30,000(a)    1,002,300
  McGraw-Hill Cos., Inc. ...............................  25,500       1,521,075
  New York Times Co., Class A...........................  28,200       1,155,354
  News Corp. Ltd. ......................................  30,000         942,000
  Viacom, Inc., Class B.................................  31,700(a)    1,393,849
  Walt Disney Co. ......................................  75,000       2,145,000
                                                                     -----------
                                                                      11,203,534
                                                                     -----------
Metals                                             0.24%
  Alcoa, Inc. ..........................................  42,000       1,509,900
                                                                     -----------
Oil & Oil Services                                 3.17%
  Baker Hughes, Inc.....................................  45,000       1,633,950
  Burlington Resources, Inc.............................  33,000       1,476,750
  Chevron Corp..........................................  27,000       2,370,600
  Enron Corp............................................  45,100       2,620,310
  Exxon Mobil Corp......................................  57,100       4,625,100
  Kinder Morgan, Inc....................................  15,000         798,000
  Santa Fe International Corp...........................  22,600         734,500
  Talisman Energy, Inc..................................  30,000(a)    1,089,600
  Transocean Sedco Forex, Inc...........................  30,000       1,300,500
  USX-Marathon Group....................................  60,000       1,617,000
  Williams Cos., Inc....................................  37,600       1,611,160
                                                                     -----------
                                                                      19,877,470
                                                                     -----------
Railroads                                          0.13%
  Canadian National Railway.............................  22,500         847,575
                                                                     -----------
Restaurants                                        0.11%
  Wendy's International, Inc ...........................  30,000         669,600
                                                                     -----------


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                                                        Number of
                                                         Shares        Value
                                                        ---------   -----------
                                                              
Retailing                                         2.58%
  CVS Corp. ...........................................   30,000    $ 1,754,700
  Federated Department Stores, Inc. ...................    4,500(a)     186,975
  Home Depot, Inc. ....................................   64,300      2,771,330
  Kroger Co. ..........................................   45,000(a)   1,160,550
  Lowe's Cos., Inc. ...................................   30,000      1,753,500
  Safeway, Inc. .......................................   30,000(a)   1,654,500
  Target Corp. ........................................   30,000      1,082,400
  Wal-Mart Stores, Inc. ...............................   91,300      4,610,650
  Walgreen Co. ........................................   30,000      1,224,000
                                                                    -----------
                                                                     16,198,605
                                                                    -----------
Technology                                        5.09%
  Agilent Technologies, Inc. ..........................   30,000(a)     921,900
  AOL Time Warner, Inc. ...............................   63,000(a)   2,529,450
  Applied Materials, Inc. .............................   37,200(a)   1,618,200
  Atmel Corp. .........................................   45,000(a)     441,562
  Cisco Systems, Inc. .................................  119,700(a)   1,892,756
  Citrix Systems, Inc. ................................   15,000(a)     316,875
  Compaq Computer Corp. ...............................   60,000      1,092,000
  Corning, Inc. .......................................   15,000        310,350
  Cypress Semiconductor Corp. .........................   30,000(a)     531,900
  Dell Computer Corp. .................................   59,000(a)   1,515,563
  Electronic Data Systems Corp. .......................   22,500      1,256,850
  EMC Corp. ...........................................   50,000(a)   1,470,000
  First Data Corp. ....................................   36,000      2,149,560
  Intel Corp. .........................................  118,200      3,110,138
  i2 Technologies, Inc. ...............................   15,000(a)     217,500
  JDS Uniphase Corp. ..................................   15,000(a)     276,563
  Lucent Technologies, Inc. ...........................   62,800        626,116
  Microchip Technology, Inc. ..........................   22,500(a)     569,531
  Microsoft Corp. .....................................   85,500(a)   4,675,781
  Motorola, Inc. ......................................   36,200        516,212
  Network Appliance, Inc. .............................   15,000(a)     252,188
  Oracle Corp. ........................................  112,700(a)   1,688,246
  QUALCOMM, Inc. ......................................   22,500(a)   1,274,063
  Siebel Systems, Inc. ................................   15,100(a)     410,720
  Sun Microsystems, Inc. ..............................   90,000(a)   1,383,300
  SunGuard Data Systems, Inc. .........................   15,000(a)     738,450
  USinternetworking, Inc. .............................   29,950(a)      34,630
  Yahoo!, Inc. ........................................    8,800(a)     138,600
                                                                    -----------
                                                                     31,959,004
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                                                         Number of
                                                          Shares          Value
                                                        -----------    ------------
                                                                 
Telecommunications                                2.48%
  ADC Telecommunications, Inc. ........................      52,500(a) $    446,250
  AT&T Corp. ..........................................      90,000       1,917,000
  AT&T Wireless Group..................................      37,200(a)      713,496
  General Motors Corp., Class H........................      60,000       1,170,000
  Nokia Corp., ADR.....................................      51,800       1,243,200
  Nortel Networks Corp. ...............................      60,000         843,000
  SBC Communications, Inc. ............................      52,500       2,343,075
  Tele Norte Leste Participacoes S.A., ADR.............      43,000         700,040
  Telephone & Data Systems, Inc. ......................      22,500       2,103,750
  TyCom, Ltd. .........................................      22,500(a)      295,875
  Verizon Communications, Inc. ........................      52,500       2,588,250
  WorldCom, Inc. ......................................      63,950(a)    1,195,066
                                                                       ------------
                                                                         15,559,002
                                                                       ------------
Utilities -- Electric & Gas                       0.83%
  AES Corp. ...........................................      30,000(a)    1,498,800
  Calpine Corp. .......................................      18,000(a)      991,260
  Dynegy, Inc. ........................................      15,000         765,150
  Exelon Corp. ........................................      30,000       1,968,000
                                                                       ------------
                                                                          5,223,210
                                                                       ------------
    Total Common Stocks ...............................                 210,726,655
                                                                       ------------
Unit Investment Trusts                            0.61%
  S&P 500 Depositary Receipts..........................      45,000       3,798,000
                                                                       ------------

                                                         Principal
                                                          Amount          Value
                                                        -----------    ------------
                                                                 
United States Government Obligations             61.29%
  FHLMC, 6.875%, 1/15/05............................... $70,500,000      74,737,332
  FHLMC, 5.125%, 10/15/08..............................  38,100,000      37,030,266
  FHLMC, 7.00%, 3/15/10................................  42,000,000      45,734,010
  United States Treasury Notes, 6.125%, 8/15/07........  28,800,000      30,845,261
  United States Treasury Notes, 6.00%, 8/15/09.........  21,900,000      23,401,355
  United States Treasury Bonds, 10.75%, 5/15/03........  15,000,000      16,937,700
  United States Treasury Bonds, 8.125%, 5/15/21........  25,000,000      32,550,775
  United States Treasury Bonds, 7.25%, 8/15/22.........  30,500,000      36,637,820
  United States Treasury Bonds, 6.00%, 2/15/26.........  33,500,000      35,135,168
  United Stated Treasury Bonds, 6.50%, 11/15/26........  24,000,000      26,810,520
  United States Treasury Bonds, 5.375%, 2/15/31........  25,000,000      24,687,525
                                                                       ------------
    Total United States Government Obligations.........                 384,507,732
                                                                       ------------
Short-Term Investments                            3.77%
  UBS Finance, 5.50%, 4/02/01..........................  23,700,000      23,696,379
                                                                       ------------
    Total Investments -- 99.26%....................................     622,728,766
    Cash and Other Assets Less Liabilities -- 0.74%................       4,661,209
                                                                       ------------
    Net Assets (Equivalent to $6.99 per share based on 89,732,966
     shares of capital stock outstanding) -- 100.00%...............    $627,389,975
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(a) Non-income producing security.

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                       THE ZWEIG TOTAL RETURN FUND, INC.

                             FINANCIAL HIGHLIGHTS
                                March 31, 2001
                                  (Unaudited)




                                                               Net Asset Value
                                       Total Net Assets           per share
                                   --------------------------  ----------------
                                                            
Beginning of period: December 31,
 2000............................                $671,055,863           $  7.48
  Net investment income..........  $  3,683,756                $  0.04
  Net realized and unrealized
   loss on investments...........   (31,197,580)                 (0.35)
  Dividends from net investment
   income and distributions from
   net long-term and short-term
   capital gains.................   (16,152,064)                 (0.18)
                                   ------------                -------
  Net decrease in net assets/net
   asset value...................                 (43,665,888)            (0.49)
                                                 ------------           -------
End of period: March 31, 2001....                $627,389,975           $  6.99
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                                KEY INFORMATION

1-800-272-2700  Zweig Shareholder Relations:
                For general information and literature

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                groups and other key information



                               REINVESTMENT PLAN

   Many of you have questions
 about our reinvestment plan. We
 urge shareholders who want to
 take advantage of this plan and
 whose shares are held in "Street
 Name," to consult your broker as
 soon as possible to determine if
 you must change registration
 into your own name to
 participate.


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  Notice is hereby given in accordance with Section 23(c) of the Investment
Company Act of 1940 that the Fund may from time to time purchase its shares of
common stock in the open market when Fund shares are trading at a discount
from their net asset value.

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OFFICERS AND DIRECTORS
Martin E. Zweig, Ph.D.
Chairman of the Board and President

Jeffrey Lazar
Executive Vice President and Treasurer

Nancy J. Engberg
Secretary

Christopher M. Capano
Vice President

Charles H. Brunie
Director

Elliot S. Jaffe
Director

Wendy Luscombe
Director

Alden C. Olson, Ph.D.
Director

James B. Rogers, Jr.
Director

Investment Adviser
Phoenix/Zweig Advisers LLC
900 Third Avenue
New York, NY 10022

Fund Administrator
Phoenix Equity Planning Corp.
56 Prospect St.
P.O. Box 150480
Hartford, CT 06115-0480

Custodian
The Bank of New York
One Wall Street
New York, NY 10286

Transfer Agent
State Street Bank & Trust Co.
c/o EquiServe
PO Box 8040
Boston, MA 02266

Legal Counsel
Rosenman & Colin LLP
575 Madison Avenue
New York, NY 10022

Quarterly Report

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The Zweig Total
Return Fund, Inc.

March 31, 2001


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sentation intended for use in the purchase of shares of the Fund or any securi-
ties mentioned in this report.

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